Not much to say here, couple hours to learn for a pretty much free loot boss, yay?

Loot:

[Leggings of the Vanquished Champion]: Nixie
[Leggings of the Vanquished Defender]: Griftar
[World Breaker]: Erren

Well since Eldreth has apparently gotten too fat to roll out of bed and make a news post I’ll have to do it this once. This fight took us several nights of work, but I honestly feel it’s one of the most fun and well tuned encounters I’ve seen in a long time. Thanks for all the work everyone put into this encounter to bring us this shot:

Loot:

[Gloves of the Vanquished Defender]: Daeros
[Gloves of the Vanquished Defender]: Pynn
[Tsunami Talisman]: Keishin

Um. …right. The news entry. Of course. *coughs*

With Blizzard removing the attunement requirements on The Eye earlier today, we were finally able to swing by the place to say hello to our friend the Void Reaver. Or, as I like to call him, OMg HAI U GImmMA t5 K? I’ll be honest, it was nice to finally see his place. He’s always talking about his European upholstery like it’s some kind of religion. Not that I can blame him, now. I’m not gay or anything, but man… for a robot, he(?) got taste.

All in all, it was a nice little visit. We had tea and cookies while sharing stories. (I brought some ribs in a duffel bag for myself.) Things got a little out of hand, however, when he just WOULD NOT SHUT UP about some problem he was having with his balls. I don’t know how you get from telling trite stories over a cup of tea to exploding arcane testes, but you can imagine how awkward it was for us. We tried to tell him to get that checked out, post haste, but apparently it hit a nerve. Before we knew it, his robot-hood was all over our tiny little faces.

What other recourse did we have but to kill him?

Loot imo?

[Pauldrons of the Vanquished Defender]x2 @ Erren & Therana
[Warp-Spring Coil] @ Ultimos

It was just another casual night of killin’ thins’ in Serpentshrine–you know; watching Frost die to trash, voraciously yelling at THERE BEING DOTS ON SHEEP FFS, QQing over the insulting lack of vortex drops, etc–when your heroes in Exile quietly discovered a very large, very… frothy? sea creature/fish/lurker/loot vendor type thing.

Whatever the hell it was, we did what any sort of good-natured, inquisitive body of intelligent, non-retarded, self-sufficient, NON-CC DOTING people would do… we stabbed and shot at it until it stopped moving.

Blazomg lewts.

[Grove-Bands of Remulos] @ Griftar
[Tempest-Strider Boots] @ Nixie

Grats!

After a solid night of learning & wiping to an angry, over-sized water elemental (and his evil minion the elevator), we managed to pick up our first few purples in Serpentshrine. Much fun was had for all… with the possible exception of Hydross, who ended up looking something like this by the time we were done: